• Me 50% of the time: I love to run. Green beans are amazing. Who needs cake when I can have strawberries. PROTEIN. Oh my god peanut butter. I have so much energy! This is my fourth bottle of water today. I love being healthy.
  • Me the other 50% of the time: I want to sleep for 6 years. When did my bed become heaven. Why did I eat 3 twinkies. I'm too lazy to put on a bra. Being a girl sucks. I don't feel like exercising.

trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

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stayy0ungandwild:

STOP DROP AND ROLL ON TOP OF ME 

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

Anonymous asked: ARE YOU KIDDING. Is john green actually dead. How did he die? Where is this information from?

railroadsoftware:

choked on a chicken tender from what I understand

HOW THE MAJORITY OF MY BAD DECISIONS IN COLLEGE BEGAN

howdoiputthisgently:

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punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

lameborghini:

ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired