- Me 50% of the time: I love to run. Green beans are amazing. Who needs cake when I can have strawberries. PROTEIN. Oh my god peanut butter. I have so much energy! This is my fourth bottle of water today. I love being healthy.
- Me the other 50% of the time: I want to sleep for 6 years. When did my bed become heaven. Why did I eat 3 twinkies. I'm too lazy to put on a bra. Being a girl sucks. I don't feel like exercising.
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU KIDDING. Is john green actually dead. How did he die? Where is this information from?
choked on a chicken tender from what I understand