foodchewer:

god bless america
  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

thesassyhoe:

If you mention your ex around me… We’re done here

kanyelove:

kanyelove

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

literallysame:

this is literally the only thing that can make me get up without any fuss
sweettea-southernbee:

Iggy is my spirit animal
queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

tahmfish:

when someone you hate starts talking to you

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

synestral:

foodnun:

CLICKING ON PICTURES ON YOUR DASH AND THEY DONT GET BIGGER

image

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

endless-love-xy:

DAAAMN