crouchingtigerhiddendragqueen:

:-)
tastefullyoffensive:

Well, he’s not wrong. [via]
tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted at a bar in Columbia, Missouri. [via]
fook-me:

OH MY GOD
pleatedjeans:

Someone made 50 Cent’s tweet into a poster. [x]
unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

Do you remember the way the girls
would call out “love you!”
conveniently leaving out the “I”
as if they didn’t want to commit
to their own declarations.

I agree that the “I” is a pretty heavy concept.

— David Berman, ”Self Portrait at 28” (via oofpoetry)

My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.

Emily Giffin  (via elenamjacobs)

I have both and I can’t believe it. So blessed.

(via jrdnnwlkr)